The time change is going to screw up my dogs again!   If you have inside pets, then you know they are creatures of habit.  They will follow the schedule of the human master.  However, when the clocks go springing, they have NO clue.  They know when their bladders are busting and your snoozy 8 hours are up.  They could give a shit (pun intended) if it’s 5:30 a.m. or 6:30 a.m. ; they need to go!  They also know that when it’s light it’s time to get up; and when it’s dark, it’s time to go to sleep.  They have no clue of what a clock is or what time it is. (I really think they wouldn’t give a shit even if they did).

They also haven’t a clue that humans have a cicada rhythm or some damn thing.  I think it’s just a fancy word for “routine”.  There is no doubt the spring forward, fall back thingy is going to screw us up again.  We will want to eat lunch at 10:30 and supper at 5:30 when we are still at work.  We will be driving home in the dark wishing it was summer again.  And when we get home, everybody is frothing at the mouth from starvation.  Does the time change also mean if I want sex at 7:00 a.m. that I won’t want it anymore at 7 because it’s really only 6:00 a.m.  Will I be past my time???

Speaking of Cicadas, it’s a known fact that cicadas mate and live their short life by the temperature and not a time clock.  They actually only have a limited number of weeks to be born, mate, and lay their offspring until the first frost arrives, after which they die.  The temperature is the clock that rule their lives, and dictates when they have sex or die. (Can you just imagine??)

Let’s face it, humans are the only species that live by controlled time.  There are larger populations on the planet that don’t really care, like insects, fish, and animals.  When it’s light, it’s light; and when it’s dark it’s dark.  When they are hungry they eat, and when they’re horny they mate.  Only a human can screw things up.

This time change thing is all crap and everybody knows it.  The Gub’mint must learn to stop screwing around with my cicada rhythms, or my dogs will be very upset!  Well, at least we get to choose when take our extra do-over hour whether it be Saturday night (party out!) or Sunday morning (sleep-in time!).

There is an easy solution to getting our bio-rhythm clock and the hourly clock back in sync.  Just live like an animal and eat, sleep, and have sex when your body tells you to.  Or, you can just move to Hawaii where they don’t give a shit either.

Time flies when you’re having fun!  Till next time…..

Ta!

Midnite Writer